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I Fucking Love You It Takes Two To Make A Thing Go Right I Just Need A Silent Night Season's Greetings, Motherfuckers
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FUCK Ornaments OrnaMENTAL Time For Reindeer Games! Don't Be A Nutcracker
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Ho Ho Ho Rein It In, Deer He Sees You When You're Drinking He Knows When You Get High
Jingle Hell Don't Let The Carols Get You Down Happy Fucking Holidays Mod-Style Hallefuckinglulah
Mistletoe Is A Patriarchal Concept Happy Fucking Holidays Go Elf Your Self Happy Fucking Holidays (snowflakes)
Will Stitch For Cocktails Happy Fucking Holidays, Deer Happy Fucking Holidays (ornaments) Happy Fucking Holidays (candy cane)
Fa-La-La-La-La La-Fucking-La Bah Fucking Humbug I Love You More Than Pumpkin Spice Bite Me (bat)
Every Day Is Halloween: Sparkly-Eyed Cat I've Got Mad Skulls Every Day Is Halloween: Glowing-Eyed Bat